Hello ladies and gentlemen. I hope you’re all having fun with your brand new Playstation 4s. The holiday season is coming soon, and all too often while we’re all enjoying our Thanksgiving dinners and fourth quarter releases do we forget about those less fortunate than us. Yes, I’m talking about the underprivileged members of our society who cannot afford to join part in the eighth generation of video games. These poor souls who, instead of playing Dead Rising 3, will spend November 22 sitting in front of their Xbox 360s playing Dead Rising 2. Yes, even in the richest country in the world, there are poor individuals who have to play three year-old games just to scrape by. But with a small contribution, you can change that.
For pennies a day, you can adopt a gamer. Your generous contribution will fund the purchase of a Playstation 4, Xbox One or WiiU for someone who desperately needs it. And I am happy to say that your donation will support your adopted gamer throughout the eighth generation. He or she will periodically receive newly released games as needed. This ensures that your adopted gamer will never miss out on the opportunities of the more affluent of our community.
Tears of gratitude.
Once you begin sponsoring one of these poor gamers, our organization makes sure you can see their progress. Once a month, you’ll receive a packet letting you know how your adoptee is doing. Included in your packet will be a picture of your young ward enjoying the gift of gaming. You will also receive a letter written by your gamer, telling you how he or she has been up to during the last month. I have an especially heartwarming one with me right here I would like to read:
Deer mister,
Thanx 4 yer donashun. becuz of it i’ve bean alble 2 beet the nu Killzone game wit my friends and I got the platinum trofee 4 it. Thank u 4 helping me not b a n00b.
Love (no homo),
Charly (age 32)
So be a here for a gamer today. Click here to donate to a person in need.
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