Have any of you guys heard of the Deadpool video game? “Of course they have you d!ck head!” You mind toning it down? “HELLO! It’s the internet! Swearing is the mother-tongue!” Wait, who said that? “It’s me!!! Everyone’s favorite Marvel...
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Category: Game Journals
Have you guys ever heard of Telltale’s The Walking Dead? It’s alright if not; it wasn’t that big of a hit. The game was so under-rated that it only got around 90 Game of the Year awards. Hopefully I can turn a...
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Imagine what it would be like to have everything you ever knew gone, to live in a world overrun by savage creatures looking to get their hands on anything they can. No, I’m not talking about Black Friday shopping; I’m...
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Have you ever found yourself in bed next to a beautiful, blonde, bombshell even though you’ve had a serious girlfriend for five years? I haven’t. What’s a “bombshell?” More importantly: what the hell is a “girlfriend?” I was pondering these...
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08Sep
Game Journal: XCOM: Enemy Unknown
We all knew this day would come. Our broadcasts of 70s sitcoms have finally reached the aliens and boy were those guys mad when we refused to hand over Fonzie. We may currently be outgunned and losing people by the hundreds,...
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31Mar
Game Journal: Slender: The Arrival
Last summer, the horror game Slender: The Eight Pages was a huge hit on the internet. Apparently people get a kick out pinpointing the exact moment when a person doing a Let’s Play urinates his or herself. I’m more into watching tapes...
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24Feb
Game Journal: Fallout: New Vegas
Back when I picked up Skyrim, I decided to double up on Bethesda to get myself through the long winter. The Fallout games take place in a post-apocalyptic future after a nuclear strike. It goes deeper and gets more interesting,...
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27Jan
Game Journal: Binary Domain
One of the games I picked up last Christmas was Binary Domain, which I talked about earlier on the site. In Binary Domain’s universe, robots have become so advanced that a clause in the New Geneva Convention was made to prohibit...
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25Nov
Skyrim Impressions (Shut up; I Know I’m a Year Late)
Skyrim came out a year ago and I’m probably the only one in the world who hasn’t played it until now. I could only get the game on the PS3 and back then the game was disgusting with bugs for...
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